ONwebCHECK - To all Employees - Part 4

Lunch Break

1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

ONwebCHECK - To all Employees - Part 3

Toilet Use

1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.

2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.

3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.

4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

ONwebCHECK - To all Employees - Part 2

Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Holiday Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Compassionate Leave

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Online Casino Fun

If you already know me you know I like online games. And there are a lot of kind of online games you can enjoy. Someone like action games other enjoy fantasy and role play games and other are fascinated by online casino. Gambling online could be also very exciting if you are playing on a really good casino games site with a nice and fast graphic and a good sound. So a really good online casino like 32vegas will make you feel sitting inside of a vegas casino. One great advantage of a online casino is that you do not need to leave your home and go to Vegas. You can stay at home and enjoy gambling from a place you love and where you feel good.
You can choose from many different popular games like Blackjack, Roulette, Video Poker or Craps. Or you want rather beat a “on arm bandit” ? So try your luck with a Slot machine.

Smart Girl – only 2 years old

A cute and very smart girl and only 2 years old masters the word map! It is very funny and also interesting – so have a look at it.

ONwebCHECK - Have a nice Valentin

Even if your business is hard and there is still a lot of work to do – don´t forget the people you love! Today is Valentin so take some time, buy some nice stuff for your best friends, some flowers for your wife or girlfriend - a ticket for a football match for your husband or boyfriend and many greeting cards for all people you like.

You can also write a short email or make a phone call to all that loved people. It is really important to stay in a good contact to people who are close to you.

RC Cars

Do you like RC Cars? I really love it and I look forward to my sons next birthday in one and a half month he become 5 years old. And my brother and me will buy him his first RC Car and his first track. I´m sure he will be very happy about that.
And if you will keep ahead of your son or friend you should know some Tips and Tricks. There is also a new blog about Introduction to RC Cars for Beginners. You will find there some useful hints from champion Igor Presnukhin.

Where to find online casinos?

Do you know the feeling when you do something risky? Some people really love that kind of feeling and they want to enjoy it with some fun by playing some tingling games. But normally you are not able to visit a casino whenever you want. No problem nowadays you can enjoy all this online, with a modern online casino. The only think is to find some good and serious online casinos with clear rules and a atmosphere that makes you feel you are inside of a exciting game and not sitting in front of your computer and play your favorite game online. That you can find at onlinecasinolinks.com including a rating system and review from other online gamblers so it is much easier to find that online casino you are looking for. You can also find there a beginners guide and a FAQ which can answer you a lot of questions about online gambling. So now you can make your choose and have some fun.

Online Billard

Do you like billiard? Now you can play online billiard yourself. So if you want to enjoy the game and the new design on that website, you should play snooker for a while. Online snooker makes really a lot of fun with the new full 3-D environment. The software is multi lingual and so it enables you to play Billiard tournaments with players all over the world. Have a lot of fun!

A nice online backgammon site

Well, nowadays backgammon is a very popular game. You can play it at home with some friends or you can join a very fast growing community in the Internet. If you would like to play backgammon online you should visit the Mister Gammon. You will get there the latest news about backgammon tournaments and some fine software. You can play for real money or just for fun. I think online backgammon could be also a lot of fun.

Where to enjoy online backgammon

Do you like to play backgammon but you have no one who would to play with you? No problem, now you can play backgammon online. This site for online backgammon is very clear and the graphic design is very nice so you can enjoy the game at 100%. You will also find there other players and you can join tournaments without leaving your house. So have a look at it and enjoy backgammon online.

Pleasure online

Do you look for some pleasure online? Do you like Poker, Blackjack, Roulette, Slots or Craps? But you don´t want to travel a far way? So you can now get the pleasure into your computer. But where to find some good and serious sites where you can enjoy the game? Here you can find a list of the top us online casinos. The site is clear and including a rating about the sites where you can play. There is even a review from other online player who voted about the online gambling site in categories like game selection, graphics & sounds, speed and the payout percentage. So you can choose from the best and maybe you are a lucky one and win some bugs. So you can convince yourself about the offer there and I´m sure you will find something suitable for you. I wish you good luck and have some fun.

Buying virtual money

I play Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing (MMORPG) games now for years. The first one was Anarchy Online (AO) and than World of Warcraft (WoW) and Everquest 2 (EQ2). But the real fun starts with a higher level character and a good equipment. The problem is with a low level character you cant afford it because you lack in gold or other in game currency. Maybe if you are a lucky one a high player give you a few bugs but to ask other player for money is not popular. The demand for virtual money and other stuff is so high, that some smart guys build up real marketplaces where you can trade or buy virtual stuff for your online game. Just think about it the biggest MMORPG WoW with over 9 million players worldwide and there are so many others well known MMORPGs. But would you pay for some virtual good at an online auction? So if you want to be sure, that you really get your wow gold you had paid for you should do it on a professional online market place. And on what kind of things you have to look for to choose the right one? They should have a good customer service (I prefer 24/7) a fast delivery speed and of course a competitive price.

My opinion about online gambling

You can use your computer in many ways. A modern computers a not only a electronic safe for your data and a better typewriter. With a fast CPU enough RAM and a powerful graphic card you can have a lot of fun with your computer. At the moment online Games are very popular. There are so many different kind of online games for different kind of people. Someone like fast action games others strategic or business simulation. A new category of online games is online gambling but it is still a gray zone. In many states or countries is gambling not allowed by law or only legal if the state or country have the full control about it. Gambling, online or real, has always two sides – you can have a lot of fun and maybe win some money or you can become addicted and lose all your money and get in deep trouble. So many gamblers has no control about themselves and that could possibly destroy them and their families. That is the reason why gambling and online gambling is so strong restricted by the government. I´m not a gambler at all but I think there should be a chance for people who want to enjoy that kind of pleasure for them online. I suggest 3 steps. First step is the age control people who wants to gamble online should be crown up and at least 18 better 20 years old. Seconds step is something very important. There should be a control, about that if the player has no debt or other problems with money. The bank should be able to write something like a ´gambling-license´ so there would be no problem that people who lack in money get in deep debt or credit problems. Step 3 is to create some serious websites which rate sites (by the player) from different online casino, online poker or other online gambling sites. This would help other player to have fun on good and serious sites. I for myself would prefer to get on a suit a dress for my wife and have some fun in a real casino once a year.

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Things about you need for a PC 1. good Case (big and a personal design 2. strong and silent Powersupply 3. fine durable Mainboard 4. fine CPU like AMD X2 odr Intel Cor2Duo 5. a suitable VGA Grafik card. 6. A lot of RAM (min 2GB :) 7. DVD-RW (optional with DVD-RAM) 8. A fast but silent Harddisk with about 250GB 9. a lot of USB ports 10. a nice OS like Linux, Apple OS X (Leopard), or maybe WindowsXP ?:) 11. a nice 19" TFT or ++ 12. good quality input devices (keyboard & mouse) 13. Last but not least a perfect and high quilified USER!!! Have a nice WW! Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!)




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Wordless Wednesday

(Photo by Ladislav 2007)

ONwebCHECK and Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Things about Ladislav (me) 1. I love my son Lukas 2. I love my wife Kristyna 3. I like my whole family 4. I like my brother Petr 5. I like my friends 6. I like skiing 7. I like holiday in Spain 8. I like my car (Ford) 9. I like a good movie 10. I like a good food 11. I like good music 12. I like my computer 13. I hate this gray, cold raining Thursday! Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!)

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Turbo PC 386-25

Don´t worry! That is not the newest top secret Computer. It is only a Sunday afternoon fun. Maybe some of you can still remember. PC with a 386 (SX) CPU - The SX extension means the CPU have no Coprocessor (A special processing unit that assists the CPU in performing certain types of operations. Here a math coprocessor performs mathematical computations, particularly floating-point operations). The main memory 1MB of RAM - No Joke! :) a 16Bit VGA card with 256KB and a huge hard disk with 80MB. The speed of the CPU is 25Mhz, but of course only when the Turbo button is switched on! And one more thing... the PC have no CD-ROM only a 3,5" Floppy Disk. But it works - with 3 Disk with 1,44MB each I installed the MS-Dos 6.22 ( I think that is the latest version of MS-DOS) A small and fast modification in the config.sys and autoexec.bat and the system is ready (mouse is working) Now further 7 Disk with MS Windows 3.11 :-) - Hey, and it´s pretty fast! Even a program like Word.
In fact you don´t need longer than to install a Windwos XP on a PC with 3GHz and 2GB of RAM.

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