4/15/2008

ONwebCHECK - To all Employees - Part 3

Toilet Use

1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.

2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.

3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category.

4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.


2 COMMENTS:

Tricia said...

LOL I think if any company really had a policy like that they'd be getting sued pretty quick!

Kristian Liebrand said...

I think its is redicules that we have time limit for using toilets too.I dont think that any body will like to sit in the toilets for hours.